Wednesday, July 2, 2008

KICHEKESHO

Bibi Kizee

Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi
kizee wa watu.

Hakimu: Bibi hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane,
Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na anaingia huyu kijana,
aliyesimama pale.

Hakimu: Endelea, Bibi.
Bibi Kizee: Si akanivua nguo zote nan alafu kunipanda.
Hakimu: Enhee!
Bibi Kizee: Akawa anakata kushoto, mimi kulia. Alidhani
mimi bwege!
Hakimu: Enhee!

Bibi Kizee: Kila akikata, na mimi najibu!
Hakimu: Sasa tatizo lilokuleta hapa mahakamani ni nini?
Bibi Kizee: Ajenge ule mlango aliouvunja!

Hakimu Akabaki mdomo wazi.....

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